Gosh I’ve Missed The Post Again!
Dear Friends,
Christmas has crept up upon me with the stealth of the foibled cat, which crept in the crypt, crapped, and crept out again. I’ve missed the post.
As a result, and in desperation to catch up with myself I have started mailing the following to people on my many Christmas Card lists. Unfortunately my lists aren’t infallible. If therefore I have omitted you, please understand that this is due to incompetence, rather than rudeness.
As a remedy you may download this year’s Christmas card from this web site by clicking here.
This is the message you would have read, had I sent the card to you personally:
What Ho Ho Ho,
This Christmas I am departing from my normal practices of either making my own Christmas Cards, or not sending any at all, and asking you to assist me.
I’ve done the donkey work, but you however are required to download the attached PDF file and print it. You must also fold it in the right places, this is not only a test of initiative but should you get it wrong a few times it will prove to be a test of Emotional Intelligence, or EQ.
Once you’ve printed and folded your card please display it prominently. After all neither of us have gone to all this trouble to keep the thing hidden behind the clock on your mantel shelf.
Warmly,
Amazon, Irem and Me!
