Bryan On The Telly, Maybe?

Have You Seen This Man On Your Telly?
An ex-flatmate Bryan, who is an American of Iranian stock and the possessor of an Irish pasport, the founder of the the United Kingdom’s Saucy Shakespeare Company, writes:
Hello there lovely Stephen and Irem,
Ages since we’ve been in touch…. I’m still hoping to come see you one day. Meanwhile (if you watch TV) look for me in a chewing gum advert over there – it’s “First” gum, an ad featuring the Turkish former Miss World. I’m the uptight bloke at the other table who’s trying to propose to his lady…. if I’m in the final cut?
I finished an interminable UK tour of Cole Porter’s High Society with a 4-month run in the West End, and I’ve been Mr. Builder ever since, with an occasional dip in front of the cameras.
Hope you’re all well and happy. More soon,
Bryan
Editors note: We don’t possess a telly, but if any of our readers spot Bryan and Miss World making out over First Gum, please let me know!









September 28th, 2006 at 11:20 am
[...] Scanning Bryan Torfeh’s bin of discarded newsprint in search of inspoiration this writer discovered something that was probably obvious to the rest of Western society long ago. We are all more obsessed with owning property than looking after ourselves. Moreover our governments are more concerned with taxing us either directly, or indirectly, than saving the planet. [...]